Monday, April 04, 2005

Kofi Annan prepares to name staff in National School Voucher Initiative

The Super's Blog recently announced widespread reports (see previous posts) that Kofi Annan was stepping down as head of the United Nations in order to accept the top post for the U.S. National School Voucher Initiative.

On Monday this week, The Super's Blog has learned that Kofi Annan intends to begin releasing the names of his top staff as the positions are filled throughout the coming weeks. Individuals close to the National School Voucher/Tax Credit Initiative believe that the first staff position to fill will be the Home School Division head.

Early reports indicate that Martha Stewart has tentatively accepted the offer to head up the Home School Division. Martha Stewart was reached very easily at home and offered this statement, "I am very excited to be offered a position as the head of the Home School Division of the National School Voucher Initiative. Home is where the heart is and my heart is in making lots of money. I will be happy to lead a national initiative to relieve home school parents of their tax credits and/or voucher."

She added, "Plus, the first 10,ooo home school parents signing up for the Martha Stewart Home School Curriculum will receive a free electronic ankle bracelet to help keep that homeschool youngun' close to home during the day. They work great. In 4 months (and counting..) I will even have an extra one to give away."

1 Comments:

At Monday, April 04, 2005, Blogger EdWonk said...

Score: Super: 3 Vipers: 0

I can't stand Martha Stewart.

The reason? I think that it has something to do with criminal acts and profiteering from offshore sweatshop labor.

The Smackdown Continues!

 

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