Monday, December 19, 2005

A Legal Holiday Greeting

The Super will take a holiday break from blogging and will resume on January 2, 2006. Don't worry taxpayers, I am still at my day job. :-)

From Your Lawyer Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

From Your Other Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


At Tuesday, December 20, 2005, Blogger annie said...

thanks...i better not catch a virus from this greeting.

happiest whatchamacallit to you too!!!

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005, Blogger Indiana Public School Superintendent said...


No viruses here. Only safe computing here at The Super's Blog

Have a seafood dinner on our behalf out there on the east coast.

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005, Anonymous historian said...

Due to the rights and restrictions contained therein, I choose not to accept the aforementioned greetings. I wonder if anything else will be offered?

Oh well, here's to more satire in the coming year! *clink*

At Tuesday, March 03, 2009, Blogger sexy said...









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