New sanctions for No School's Behind Left
In a recent press release, the Federal Department of Education has announced a new investigative procedure for all schools failing to meet AYP under No School's Behind Left.
When asked about how this particular investigative procedure had application to education Mrs. Spellings expounded on the topic.
"I think my previous background as a proctologist has uniquely qualified me for this position of overseeing the schools who fail to make adequate yearly progress. These procedures aren't meant to be overly invasive and schools shouldn't take offense. We are just here to help. We haven't even taken the gloves off yet," she said with a smile.
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