Friday, August 11, 2006

Daniels promotes "Hoosier Homegrown"

Indiana has announced a new alternative energy initiative that Governor Daniels has termed "Hoosier Homegrown."

This alternative energy plan was immediately denounced by Indiana Democrats who claimed the state shouldn't be promoting drug use. The state's leading Democrat spokesperson said, "How D.A.R.E. the state promote such a thing. We've hemped and hawed around long enough. It's time for the state to take a firm stand against growing our own. "

He added, "Our counties have been on a long term hemp eradication project for some time and now is not the time to reverse the trend."

The Republicans just smiled and said, "Their just blowin' smoke."